Sunday, October 21, 2012

A fungi to be with

The autumnal forest throws of lots of surprises especially if you know where to look...I got lucky.

I would love to give you some tantalising facts about this particualr fungi but I don't know what it is...so instead you get some crap fungi related jokes...

***edit: This is a "Hypholoma fasciculare, commonly known as the sulphur tuft, sulfur tuft or clustered woodlover" or in German "Schwefelköpfe"

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve vegetables."

The mushroom says, “Awww, but I’m a fungai!”

Tree Fungus

Tree Fungus

Tree Fungus

Tree Fungus

Tree Fungus

Tree Fungus



Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." 

Mushroom says, "But I'm a 'fun guy.'" 

Bartender says, "I just said we don't serve fungi." 

Mushroom says, "No, no, not 'fungi,' 'fun guy.' I made a pun." 

Bartender says, "Get the fuck out of my bar."



3 comments:

  1. This fungi is called a "Schwefelköpfchen" ( means "Little Sulphurhead").
    If it is grey from underneath you can eat it, but if i's rather greenish - you may regret it. :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. In English the translation is not so literal.

      "Hypholoma fasciculare is commonly known as the sulphur tuft, sulfur tuft or clustered woodlover"

      Thank you for the help...i had a funny feeling you would know...

      Delete
    2. 1. As an old creature descending from the deep forest I know my pals of course.
      2. They are not only "woodlovers" - some years they have been growing in my garden as well.
      Just like others do...

      Delete